Ganguly and Sachin
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old,
are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day talking about cricket, like they do every day
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I don’t know. But let's make a deal if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven,
and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in
heaven?" "Well," says
Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the
good news first," says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Ganguly says, "That's
great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Sachin sighs and whispers,
"You are going to open the innings on Friday."
ONE MORE JOKE
Once upon a time there was an Indian (he was a cricket fan) India was playing a match at Eden gardens, but on the same day his wife was having a delivery he had no wishes of missing the match so he decided to watch the match and visit his wife later on.
The match began, two quick wickets fell. The fan was disappointed and he remembered his wife he picked up the phone and quickly dialed number.
He wanted to call the hospital but accidently called up the stadium, he asked the man on the other end thinking him to be the doctor 'so what's the result?'
The man replied 'It's still in process, two are out nine are left and the last one was a duck!'
EXAM BASED ON T20 FORMAT
Cricket has reached exciting levels with the introduction of twenty twenty ... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: -
1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.
2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.
3. Give free hit that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.
4. 1st 15 minutes power play that is no invigilator in the exam hall.
5. Introduce fair play awards.
Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 76 years old,
are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day talking about cricket, like they do every day
Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I don’t know. But let's make a deal if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven,
and if you die first, you do the same." They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Sachin passes on.
One day soon afterward, Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sourav... Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes it is, Sourav," whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly, still amazed, asks, "So, is there cricket in
heaven?" "Well," says
Sachin, "I've got good news and bad news." "Gimme the
good news first," says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well... there is cricket in heaven."
Ganguly says, "That's
great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Sachin sighs and whispers,
"You are going to open the innings on Friday."
ONE MORE JOKE
Once upon a time there was an Indian (he was a cricket fan) India was playing a match at Eden gardens, but on the same day his wife was having a delivery he had no wishes of missing the match so he decided to watch the match and visit his wife later on.
The match began, two quick wickets fell. The fan was disappointed and he remembered his wife he picked up the phone and quickly dialed number.
He wanted to call the hospital but accidently called up the stadium, he asked the man on the other end thinking him to be the doctor 'so what's the result?'
The man replied 'It's still in process, two are out nine are left and the last one was a duck!'
EXAM BASED ON T20 FORMAT
Cricket has reached exciting levels with the introduction of twenty twenty ... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions: -
1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.
2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.
3. Give free hit that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.
4. 1st 15 minutes power play that is no invigilator in the exam hall.
5. Introduce fair play awards.
